HOW TO TROLL LESSON 0 - The Basics (Recommended for Beginner MADBROS)
This n00b lesson will concern on what it takes to be a troll. It will be split into 3 major steps to becoming a successful troll - knowing the definition of a troll, intentions of a troll, and the mindset of a troll.
Step 1 - Definition of Trollz
"Do not feed the trolls" and its abbreviation "DNFTT"
Step 2 - Intentions of Trolling
The true intentions of a troll is simply to enrage others with false and hilarious comments and actions. The point of this really, is to bring the madbro out of someone, so that the troll can feast off of them. So be alert - DO NOT FEED THE TROLL - if you're a madbro, of course. Now IF you are a a big rager, consider taking a lighter and more boring course, such as the Me Gusta course. Otherwise, if you're here for the lulz, then by all means, continue this course and find the true joys of trolling.
Step 3 - The Mindset of a Troll
This is by no doubt the key thing that separates the good from the great. The ragers from the trolls. Forever alone from forever schwoopy loopy.
The key is thinking like a troll.
Now what mindset are we looking for?
If you want the troll's mindset, you must always think:
-That you're the schwoopy one here, ALWAYS keep those arms schwoopy loopy.
-That you're here to cause rage with utmost precision and without any falter. Do not for a heartbeat rage a bit, keep that trollface on.
-Believe that any thing can happen, because if it's proven by science, hey, it works!
Step 1 - Definition of Trollz
- Definition of Troll, taken from Urban Dictionary:
- Definition of Troll, taken from Wikipedia:
"Do not feed the trolls" and its abbreviation "DNFTT"
- And finally, an example of trolling (And why not to mess with them):
Step 2 - Intentions of Trolling
The true intentions of a troll is simply to enrage others with false and hilarious comments and actions. The point of this really, is to bring the madbro out of someone, so that the troll can feast off of them. So be alert - DO NOT FEED THE TROLL - if you're a madbro, of course. Now IF you are a a big rager, consider taking a lighter and more boring course, such as the Me Gusta course. Otherwise, if you're here for the lulz, then by all means, continue this course and find the true joys of trolling.
Step 3 - The Mindset of a Troll
This is by no doubt the key thing that separates the good from the great. The ragers from the trolls. Forever alone from forever schwoopy loopy.
The key is thinking like a troll.
Now what mindset are we looking for?
If you want the troll's mindset, you must always think:
-That you're the schwoopy one here, ALWAYS keep those arms schwoopy loopy.
-That you're here to cause rage with utmost precision and without any falter. Do not for a heartbeat rage a bit, keep that trollface on.
-Believe that any thing can happen, because if it's proven by science, hey, it works!
- For example:
See? Think about it. It works doesn't it? Modern trollscience boggles ones jelly.
For more brilliant and revolutionary scientific discoveries, visit http://www.trollscience.com. Every scientific discovery made on the website was all work of trolls. Amazing what an impact they have on modern science, right?
Now, if you understand these three steps, then you know what it takes to be a troll. C'mon, lazy madbro, just learn these three steps, and you too could stop feeding trolls and begin to become one yourself. With your new knowledge of trolling, try it out on others - the amount of rage you could create is enormous. Once you pass the the lesson for n00bs, it's time to move onto the next lesson
For more brilliant and revolutionary scientific discoveries, visit http://www.trollscience.com. Every scientific discovery made on the website was all work of trolls. Amazing what an impact they have on modern science, right?
Now, if you understand these three steps, then you know what it takes to be a troll. C'mon, lazy madbro, just learn these three steps, and you too could stop feeding trolls and begin to become one yourself. With your new knowledge of trolling, try it out on others - the amount of rage you could create is enormous. Once you pass the the lesson for n00bs, it's time to move onto the next lesson