HOW TO TROLL LESSON 2 - PROPER TYPING AND GRAMMAR FOR MAXIMUM RAGE (Lesson 1 was murdered by Eduard Khil.)
Today's lesson shall focus one of the the first things that a troll must do after learning the basics. Both new jelly fags and old time trolls must always remember the proper rules of typing. Remember, these rules will not only apply to trolling, but to all uses of typing in real life. Today's lesson will consist of three steps that you must learn in order pass this lesson - use of internet grammar, uses of the keyboard, and uses of troll grammar.
Step 1 - Teh usez of teh internetz grammerz.
Apparently, the internet was invented by France, or 4chan was brought from France. Either way, internet grammar revolves around french. So before you go any further, stop reading and pick up a dummies guide to french. Once you finish, come back and continue the lesson. Any reading past this sentence will immedietly result in the reader's failure at both this lesson and the WHOLE COURSE. In fact, if you're a curious little MR. Challenge Accepted looking at this sentence right now, you are immedietly expelled from Schwoopy Loopy Academy. I suggest you transfer to Me Gusta University.
Okay, now that you got a complete understanding of the French language, you must apply the two most critical points of the whole language into the two important rules of internet grammar:
Rule 1: ALWAYZ replace any "z" at the end of a word with "z". For example, the FIRST "z" that I just typed in the previous sentence is ACTUALLY a "z", as it is the last letter of the word, and is an "z". Although this does not make sense, this applies the rule 1 of internet grammar. Petty much, the last "s" in any word should be typed with a "z" insted.
Rule 2: Alwayz use the word "le" instead of the word "the". This is primarily used in rage comics, and has spread to every standard troll's vocabulary. Such rage comics like this use "le" instead of "the". Why use "le"? It's hilarious.
Step 1 - Teh usez of teh internetz grammerz.
Apparently, the internet was invented by France, or 4chan was brought from France. Either way, internet grammar revolves around french. So before you go any further, stop reading and pick up a dummies guide to french. Once you finish, come back and continue the lesson. Any reading past this sentence will immedietly result in the reader's failure at both this lesson and the WHOLE COURSE. In fact, if you're a curious little MR. Challenge Accepted looking at this sentence right now, you are immedietly expelled from Schwoopy Loopy Academy. I suggest you transfer to Me Gusta University.
Okay, now that you got a complete understanding of the French language, you must apply the two most critical points of the whole language into the two important rules of internet grammar:
Rule 1: ALWAYZ replace any "z" at the end of a word with "z". For example, the FIRST "z" that I just typed in the previous sentence is ACTUALLY a "z", as it is the last letter of the word, and is an "z". Although this does not make sense, this applies the rule 1 of internet grammar. Petty much, the last "s" in any word should be typed with a "z" insted.
Rule 2: Alwayz use the word "le" instead of the word "the". This is primarily used in rage comics, and has spread to every standard troll's vocabulary. Such rage comics like this use "le" instead of "the". Why use "le"? It's hilarious.
Step 2 - How to type like a troll
Now that you learned French and the two golden rules of internet grammar, you must learn how to properly type like a troll. Similar to internet grammar, there are two golden rules to typing like a troll:
Rule 1: Use caps/lowercase, based on the situation, for maximum rage. Whenever you, the troll detects any hint of rage, use this to your advantage. You can mess around with other's emotions by simply typing in caps or lowercase.
When to use Caps: Type in Caps whenever you want to make someone mad. For example, if you're in an online game, blame a teammate for your mistake. Swear, insult, and most importantly, type in Caps at your teammate. They will rage.
When to use Lowercase: When you're trolling, you shouldn't always stick to lowercase. But lowercase can prove it's usefullness. When you're typing to an anonymous, and you detect a hint of emotion in them, use a combination of Caps and lowercase to help make them sad or mad. This can also help you convince them to do something stupid.
Rule 2: Correct punctuation is always a symbol that defines trolling. Usually, at the end of a sarcastic or hilarious phrase, a troll would use exclamation marks, in addition to the number 1 and other numeric symbols.
For example:
UMAD!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!one!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!11!!!!1
Now that you learned French and the two golden rules of internet grammar, you must learn how to properly type like a troll. Similar to internet grammar, there are two golden rules to typing like a troll:
Rule 1: Use caps/lowercase, based on the situation, for maximum rage. Whenever you, the troll detects any hint of rage, use this to your advantage. You can mess around with other's emotions by simply typing in caps or lowercase.
When to use Caps: Type in Caps whenever you want to make someone mad. For example, if you're in an online game, blame a teammate for your mistake. Swear, insult, and most importantly, type in Caps at your teammate. They will rage.
When to use Lowercase: When you're trolling, you shouldn't always stick to lowercase. But lowercase can prove it's usefullness. When you're typing to an anonymous, and you detect a hint of emotion in them, use a combination of Caps and lowercase to help make them sad or mad. This can also help you convince them to do something stupid.
Rule 2: Correct punctuation is always a symbol that defines trolling. Usually, at the end of a sarcastic or hilarious phrase, a troll would use exclamation marks, in addition to the number 1 and other numeric symbols.
For example:
UMAD!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!one!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!11!!!!1